July 2009
24 posts
Three Things About Women, by Paul Brown
When scoping out a potential female companion, there are three main factors that influence my decision:
Brown hair - Nothing against blondes, I just kinda have this thing for brunettes.
Fit body - A girl that looks after herself is definitely a good thing.
Large nose - Again nothing against normal noses, but been there, done that. I want a beak to hold onto up there.
If you know of anyone that...
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Boom Boom Boom - The Outhere Brothers 1 Polish, 2...
Seven Days
One week to ONSIE-FEST 2009 featuring Dr. Dre! Here’s a little sample of what is expected and a tune to get warmed up. GETTT AMPSTOKED!!!!!!!!
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Occupational Awareness: Great Britain
A list of jobs in order of prestige
The Queen
Proiministah (Prime Minister)
Footballer
Family Doctor
Financial Sector Consultant
Teacher
Cobbler
Thatcher
Custodian
Dentist
Mud Lark
Thank you to Paul Brown for bringing this to my attention.
Dick.
“There is no such thing as common sense, you either know something or you...”
– Katie MacIntyre, philosopher
Naughty Potty.
harper-dudevice:
pbrown:
I am faced with a dilemma.
In the office building where I work there are two kinds of washroom set up.
1) A common washroom that is fairly typical. Except for the fact that it is EXTREMELY limited in space. There is a hook on the door of the bathroom stall (to hang a coat, or possibly cane, or maybe even a small trinket) that smokes me directly in the middle of the...
WatchAbstract scientific theories pertaining to the order of our universe are funny! Also, for a better and more thorough explanation, check this out.
We Choose the Moon →
A celebration of the 30th anniversary of Apollo 11 historic moon landing. Follow the entire mission starting July 16th!
MEAT NIGHT!
Once again it’s time for meat night featuring meat, meat and more meat!
Hazel - Junior Boys Begone Dull Care
How I won a Rap Battle
PB: Meat Night. Time to fight. Or I just might drink some Crystal Light tonight.
Ian: That's alright but try as you might you can't match the rhymes I ignite.
PB: Your rhymes out of spite are nothing but blight and it would be my delight to say that they bite. So unless you fly kites then get outta my sight or I might just write...You a letter.
Ian: Fag