April 2008
96 posts
Disbelief
Patrick Stewart: You've seen Star Trek: The Next Generation have you?
Andy: I haven't no.
Patrick Stewart: Why your wife won't let you have it on, is it?
Andy: I'm not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy: I haven't got a girlfriend, I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend and you never watch Star Trek?
Andy: No.
Patrick Stewart: Good lord.
Weather →
for Varadero looks great
Phase 2
of the life relocation is now complete. 2 of 35 that is. Phases 3-12 are scheduled for tomorrow at around noon. I have a new idea for a workout. It’s called “the try and fit everything you own into a minivan, dad i don’t think it will fit, we’ll make it fit, get the screwdriver” core workout. It works your front core, your back core, arm core and wrist core. I think...
My life has been reduced to a series of boxes. a little depressing.
to quote myself
– me
I won prettiest moustache and never shave again award, Moustache March 2005. I have not shaved since…often
Undergraduate
i am no longer one. well, after graduation i suppose.
Bahston
My dad is running the 112th Boston Marathon today. He is old. Pray for him to not collapse and die. Please. I am going to post his 5k times whether youse like it or not 5k: 23:16 projected- 3:16:30 10k: 46:52 projected- 3:18:14 15k: 1:11:06 projected- 3:20:25 Half: 1:40:39 projected- 3:21:18 25k: 2:00:50 projected- 3:24:21 30k: 2:27:49 projected- 3:28:17 35k: 2:58:05 ...
songerize →
I happened onto this website back in November. It is magical. Meaning that is how it works. Pure effin magic. With dragons and a princess.
Exams
are almost finished. There is only one that stands between me and a degree. Watch the f*ck out Inorganic & Theoretical Chemistry II, I’m coming for you. On another note, how ‘bout them Jays?
I Could Have Died Today!
adambarrett: vigeant: pbrown: vigeant: It was a beautiful sunny day and as a result Paul, Cam, and I were hanging out on my front step drinking Havana Club rum and Coca-Cola. Paul’s drink ran dry and he darted inside, as he darted in… a man darted out of the beer store (i live across from the beer store) carrying two cases of BudLight, let’s refer to him as Nug. As Nug cornered the store, a...
Fried Everything
I had a KFC 4-piece meal for supper this evening. I have a splitting headache, joint pains and an almost uncontrollable urge to barf everywhere. I don’t know how people who are of the large persuasion do it.
Don't play this if you have something to do or... →
pbrown: Self-coined as the world’s hardest game…. this is simple yet ridiculous. I made it to level 6. I now automatically fail all exams.F∪¢₭
Exsercise?
m a u r e e n *: have you had supper yet
Patrick: yes
Patrick: i'm on my way out for a run
m a u r e e n *: who are you getting liquor for?
Patrick: r u joking
m a u r e e n *: a liquor run?
Patrick: exsercise
m a u r e e n *: r u joking?
Maureen is Pat's sister and he loves her very much.
i feel dumb
apparently you’re supposed to pull down the top of the tanning bed? thanks for telling me guys….
Nice
There is not a single cloud in the sky right now. By far the most physically attractive day of the year so far
télévision
Since we opted to not get cable this year, I have been getting most of my entertainment from the interweb, from sites such as SurfTheChannel. Usually these sites last weeks - maybe months and tend to have a poor selection of working shows. That being said, entertainment options for the year were much more diverse than previously expected. Anyway, I started watching “Extras” the other...
high waisted jeans look like sh**. →
Paul could not have said it any (much) better. Also known as “Mom” jeans. Seriously though, if you wear slacks like this, you may as well buy a minivan, kidnap some children and cart them around to various activities.
One Monthe Liste
Officially one month of blogging as of yesterday. Playoff/Exam beard is going strong Knee is somewhat rehabilitated Its not Jemaine, it’s David Bowie
I find this video highly amusing. Though not their best work, it was this video that made me aware of The Whitest Kids You Know. I would suggest suggestively that watching thier videos over at IFC.com would be a great idea.
Here are
some promised photographies from last class bash. One qualm I have with cell phone cameras is their utter uselessness in any situation without full on lighting.