1 week agoThe question is… will you be there???
There will be a “Onesie” (-noun; One - Zee) party at 1079 Queen Street in Halifax. This so called “Onesie” party will serve the purpose of celebrating my birthday and well as paying respectful homage to all outfits that are entirely constructed from on piece of material.
Now to clarify, a “Onesie” is any outfit that is only comprised of one piece of material. This material must at minimum be draped over one’s shoulder’s, cover parts of the mid-section, and also serve as a proper drapery for one’s loins. Footwear is optional as the “Onesie” is the only required piece of clothing required to gain entrance to the event.
Basically, there is going to be concurrently running Beer-Pong and Flip-Cup tournaments going on…. Also, don’t forget the Ian MacIntyre sanctioned dance floor.
For those of you struggling with what a “Onesie” is, think overalls… or see me wearing one here;
http://brown.dudevice.com/post/111491848/i-have-starting-road-cycling-again-partly-because
You can’t get in without a “Onesie”!
See you on the 24th…
Blackberry - The Black Crowes Greatest Hits 1990-1999
In honour of the new berry in the family, a song which RIM dropped the ball on.
2 weeks ago
Bah! No matter what I do, my blog can’t crack the top 1,000 blogs in Canada. Damn you Vigeant. Furthermore, I am 2 places behind a blogger called “kindasleepy”. REALLY? C’MON! I’m sorry “kindasleepy” but this is war.
I’ll do what I can from here. Godspeed my son.
4 weeks ago
Spark Notes: Ian
• Real life is time consuming. Especially when you run a business, coach/manage a soccer team and have an alcohol problem.
• I find myself spending hours on soccer drill websites trying to get “the best ones” and meticulously drawing out what I see on paper. There’s a disconnect somewhere in there not allowing me to hit the print button.
• My business plan is “it’ll all work out, give it some time”. The Royal Bank did not find this acceptable.
• For the first time ever someone referred to me as iMac. That someone is Donald Gass (feat addieB). Well done sir. You have stumbled upon the greatest nickname that never was.
• In conclusion, it has been a tumultuous year since graduation. I never did finish The Cuba Chronicles or How I Survived on French Fries, Dick Bread and Black Rum for a ha’Fortnight….
1 month ago
In honour of finishing my fifth set of finals, my prime time cram jam
Space Jam - Quad City DJ’s Space Jam OST
2 months ago